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    Another Story from a Friend

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    Of course I want you to wrap those bright red lips around my cock.  I want to see the suction in your cheeks as you slide your mouth down the shaft, and I want to see smears of lipstick as your head goes back up.  I want you to lick and kiss the skin underneath my cock, just below the head.  And I want to plant my hands in your hair, pushing myself all the way down your throat until you gag.

    But I also want to please you.  You’ll be sitting in a hotel chair, the afternoon light spilling through the curtains behind you.  You can suck on my tongue as I bury my hands in your white satin corset.  I’ll squeeze your nipples hard and pull your big warm breasts over the top.  With my tongue running down your neck, I’ll slip two fingers in your wet pussy, and I’ll paint your nipples with your own juices before I suck them off. Continue reading Another Story from a Friend

    Life of the Party

    I have always enjoyed being the center of attention, although I have not always admitted as much. Although I am a chubby girl, I am still fairly vain and like people to notice my pretty face, smart and filthy brain, and huge, gorgeous tits. I know what looks good on me, and work it as hard as I can.

    Sometimes I even work it in unacceptable places. When I attend lectures or workshops, it is almost impossible for me not to sexualize the instructor. I find myself crossing my legs frequently, and even putting my fingers in my mouth as I imagine hearing the sound of his zipper coming down, and the smell of his cock in my face. Although this habit is handy during boring lectures, it can pose a problem when I am trying to pay attention to the WORDS coming out of his mouth. Continue reading Life of the Party

    When Faced with a Choice

    between sleeping and fucking, ALWAYS choose fucking. Always!!

    Putting My Money Where My Mouth Is (and by money I mean a dildo)

    I am someone in a state of sexual flux, full of desires and dreams, but also ever the careful, safe wife and mother. This risk aversion has suited me well in life, as I like to think through every possible outcome of my actions. I am nothing if not responsible.

    I will be attending an event at the end of February that will present an opportunity I have long thought about. Although I have always publicly declared I am bisexual (although now I like the term pansexual better), I have also been honest about my limited experience with women. I dated a woman a couple of times, but it never progressed to the physical realm. Now, however, I have someone who is eagerly asking to be that first experience. Who knew at 36 years old it was still possible to be a nervous virgin?

    Not only is this person, well – a woman, but she is also the TYPE of woman I have always been attracted to. She is hot, and butch. Oh so butch. Melty butch. But all of that does not even begin to compare to her brain. She is hella smart and is a badass activist in the GLBTQ and BDSM worlds.

    If I believed in God, I would say that God literally looked at my checklist, and said OK! Get to it!

    Things like this make a person reexamine the source of their sexual confidence. I know men, and guys, you are fairly easy. The penis is not exactly complicated. But women? What in the hell? Not only are we as complicated as quantum physics, but everyone likes different things. OMG! Panic!!!

    The nervousness I feel is not related at all to the actual sex with a woman part. I like my vagina, like the way my vagina tastes, and can imagine nothing more exciting than actually sucking my own juices off of her strap-on. But my ego is threatened! What if I get down there, and have no clue what to do? In fact, I am pretty sure that is EXACTLY what will happen. I actually feel a little sorry for heterosexual men after all these years of telling them “how” to have sex. A penis is fairly self-explanatory. Grab it. Kiss it. Stroke it. Suck it. But women have lots and lots and lots of parts. Not just on the outside either.

    I know the solution to all of this. I am going to study the Crashpad series and Roulette until my eyes are blurry and my fingers are numb. I am going to get the Ultimate Guide to Oral Sex by Tristan Taormino and study like this was a final in college.

    You guys think I am joking. But those of you who REALLY know me, know that I am not.

    I WILL be the pussy master!!!

    Pornocracy - My New Column for Sexis Magazine

    From Indie to Next-Gen Porn

    I may eat Hamburger Helper, wear jeans from Costco, and drink water straight from the tap, but when it comes to porn, I’m quite the snob. In fact, I prefer “porn connoisseur,” because it makes me sound classy! (And nothing is classier than a woman who likes to watch people fuck.)

    To read the rest of this article, go to http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/erotica/pornocracy-intro-0129101/

    April Flores, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, and Courtney Trouble at 2010 AVN'
    Photo by aagblog

    2009 - The Year in Review

    2009 was an amazing year for me. Absolutely amazing.

    2009 is the year where I stopped living according to the default button. I made a decision to actively pursue things I was interested in instead of complaining about how they were impossible. I took responsibility for radical stances I held, and became more vocal about those stances. Why just yesterday I defended the right to get turned on by the smell of pussy (or balls!) and thought it was sexy when someone sniffed a bicycle seat.

    In early 2009, a harmless email flirtation with a long-time crush led me to radically examine my life. ALL areas of my life. For those of you who read this blog and do not know me,  you may think sex is the only thing I care about. However, I care about many more things than my sex life; I care about YOUR sex life!

    I began this blog in April of 2009, mainly as a way to express sexuality that was bubbling out of me. I could not harass my husband 24/7, so I began to allow my mind to go where it wanted, and explore the range of my attractions.

    As it turns out, I am one kinky mother fucker. Continue reading 2009 – The Year in Review

    Men in Panties Make Me Want to Chat

    This chat started when I told a friend of mine online that a man wearing panties can be very hot for a woman. I think I have him convinced.

    Sometimes I forget how fun online sex is. Damn.

    10:52pm Me

    you would not find it scary

    when i crawled to you

    and pulled your cock out of your panties

    and sucked it till you came on the shiny black satin

    trust me Continue reading Men in Panties Make Me Want to Chat

    Too Close for Comfort

    About a week ago, I was having sexy flirty time online with a local friend. I have met him in person a couple of times, and he is not only attractive, but smart. REALLY smart. The kind of smart that makes me wet. He gets very excited when he talks about politics AND he is liberal. I am usually attracted to men who libertarians, probably because I am so liberal myself. But this guy speaks with such intensity and passion, not to mention a sexy accent, that I don’t need the extra kick of arguing with the devil about self-determination to get me going.

    Even as I was explaining to him that he was just a little too geographically close for me to seriously flirt with, a fantasy was forming in my dirty little mind. In fact, the reality of his proximity is what made it even hotter. I knew that with a little planning, a little timing, and a lot of anticipation, something could actually happen with him.

    I would want to meet him for lunch, nowhere special. During lunch, he and I would talk about all sorts of thing; politics, alternative medicine, and religion. As he talked, I would find my pussy growing wetter and wetter the more animated he got. His accent would become stronger the more passionate he became. Finally, after hearing him talk for close to an hour, just the two of us, it would be time to go.

    I would walk him to his car, and ask to talk just a little longer. He would invite me into his car. I would climb into the passenger seat while he got into the driver’s seat. I would make sure that I sat in a way that caused my skirt to move up enough on my legs that the top of my stockings showed.

    The smell of my wet pussy would be apparent. He would lean over to try and kiss me, and I would shake my head no. This was not that kind of encounter.

    I would put one leg up on the dashboard, and the skirt would ride up even more. The pussy smell would fill the car, and I would use my left hand to reach over and open the fly of his khakis as my right hand went under my panties into my wet cunt. I would play with it for a while, at the same time as pulled his hard cock out of his pants.

    So there I am, legs splayed open, one hand on another man’s cock, and one hand in my pussy. Although the precome spilling from his head would provide some lubrication, I knew we needed more.

    I would pull my leg down, turn to the side and sit on my knees facing him. I would once again reach into my panties, but this time with my whole hand. When the right hand was slippery and covered with my juice, I would take it out and put it on his cock. Then I would stroke his cock up and down, first with one hand, then with two. I would lace my fingers together and rub all over the cock, and then take one precome and pussy coated hand and shove it into his mouth. The taste of my cunt combined with the saltiness of his own cock would send him into spasms, and without asking permission, he would push my head down into his lap and shoot all over my face and mouth.

    When his breathing finally returned to normal, I would wipe my face with his hand, and lick the come from from his fingers. Then, I would smile at him, get out of the car, and walk away, never even looking back.

    Christmas Spirit?

    I don’t know about you guys, but the holiday season pretty much saps me of ALL energy, including sexual energy. In fact, I would say that my sex drive the past few weeks is the lowest it has been in months!! We are talking about twice per week. VERY different.

    I am sure that this is due to the holiday stress, work stress, and a minor “break up” with a crush/friend. Naughty emails, txts, and chats keep me stoked during the day, and keep my imagination boiling. I will miss my crush very much, but since I only engage people I like, I think we will actually be able to “remain friends.”

    One positive aspect to less frequent sexual activity was not visible until last night. Other than a quick drop to my knees cock-sucking followed by a quick fuck bent over the counter, face pressed against the mirror in the bathroom on Saturday while the children were playing downstairs, it had been a while. So last night, I climbed on top of my husband, panties still on in homage to Tasty Trixie, and just rode his cock hard. Really, really hard.  He pinched my nipples and that just made me rider harder. I know many women are fans of slow lovemaking, but I never have been. Fuck me hard, NOW! After he came, we both knew what was next.

    I took my panties off, and climbed onto my hands and knees. He shoved his fingers in my come filled pussy, and started twisting and turning and fucking me with his fingers. And that is when the gushing started. I have squirted before, but this was a copious amount. I knew then that I was close to coming, and I needed to come hard. I started playing with my clit, and he fucked me so hard with his fist that I came all over his hand, my hand, and the bed. It was everywhere. It looked like I had poured a huge glass of water on the bed. And Jesus Christ was it worth it. One of the best orgasms of my life. Seriously. Fisting for Christmas.

    We both got up and walked into the bathroom. I looked at him and said “So, do you think that it is female ejaculation, or just pee? Some people say it is just pee?”

    And that is when the man I love, the man I adore, said  “I don’t know. Fluid. From a hole. What’s it matter?”

    What does it matter indeed!

    Fist Me This Christmas

    Interview with Tristan Taormino Part Four

    Here is the final installment of my interview with Tristan Taormino, in which we discuss her book “Opening Up”

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