So yesterday, someone on my FB posted this from the Daily Mail UK, with the headline “Oral Sex Causes Cancer!”:
A virus spread during oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer in people under 50, scientists have warned.
They say the human papilloma virus spread during unprotected sex is to blame for a disturbing rise in potentially deadly oral cancers in the last few decades.
Doctors have called for boys to be vaccinated against HPV just like teenage girls to stop the spread of the disease.
It is important to understand though, that the act of sucking cock itself does not cause oral cancer. One must suck a cock of a person infected with one of the thousands of HPV viruses, and even then, it only increases your risk – it is not a straight shot from cock sucking to cancer!
But then today, another FB friend posted a link to an old CNN story that claims that cock sucking REDUCES your risk of breast cancer! Quick, everyone, to your knees!!!
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Again, read the fine print – it is not the act of sucking a cock that “protects” you against breast cancer, it is the swallowing of semen on a regular basis. How one obtains the semen hardly seems relevant. In fact, I can think of several ways to receive your recommended weekly allowance of semen that do not involve cock sucking at all!
- Have your male lover jack off onto your face, and then scoop all of the semen into your mouth. Having done this, I highly recommend it.
- Have your male lover jack off into his own hand, feed his come to himself, and then kiss you with an open mouth so that you can BOTH get the benefit. Note, since the dosage is halved, you may need to increase application.
- Have your male lover fuck a female friend, come inside her, and then you go down on her and clean her up!
- Have your male lover fuck a MALE friend, come in HIS mouth, and then do a hot, sweaty, semeny three way kiss. As noted before, this reduces dosage, so an increase in application is required to achieve maximum benefit.
- Finally, you could have your male lover fuck a male or female friend in the ass, and then you lick their ass and take all the semen from it.
Now clearly, all of the above acts are risky from an STD standpoint, especially the last one, which adds Hep B to the line up of normal STD risks. Perhaps people could just go to sperm banks, where everything has been tested and deemed clean. But drinking come out of a test tube?
Gross.
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